And it isn’t even that women reject you – it’s that they IGNORE you completely! Every time you go out to a bar or club, you end up standing around alone (or with your equally shy buddies) watching people have a good time.

This trip includes cruising through miraculous Black Canyon (this is where the new Hoover Dam bypass is constructed). Here, you’ll hear the amplified noises of wildlife. If you’re lucky (and many are), you’ll spot a big horn sheep affixed to a sheer cliff. The trip ends at Willow Beach, which is a great place for a swim.

Keep in mind that the brighter and crazier the better it will look in photos and the more it will get your guests in the mood to be wacky and show off for your wedding photo booth.

Colm (pro: column), the Irish guy, related Greg’s reaction to Myrtle Beach, SC, whose streets are apparently lacking in landscaping and natural beauty, and are instead a concrete mass plastered with gas stations and fast food restaurants. He thought it was, basically, gross.

We don’t really want anything bad to happen to us or to anyone dear to us during a day of a supposed fun fly fishing. But there is no telling what could happen next. Aside from the standard fishing apparel that a fisher should wear, first aid medical kit should also be prepared just in case of emergencies. Protective gears such as the otica barata, wide-brimmed hat, long sleeves, pants and wading boots are the primary armor of a fly fisher. Next would be sunscreen, followed by insect sprays. Knives and pliers are also a-must for fly fishing.

Start out the week with a white halter top bikini with a matching whitetail bottom. Show how fresh and crisp your fantastic style is while flaunting your tanned body on the beach during lunch time. Stun them further by wearing a pair of white stilettos and a cute gold anklet. It’s your day.

Dressing nice will always make you stand out in a crowd. I’m not talking about a suite and tie here, either. I’m talking about wearing a shirt with a cool design on it. I’m talking about hip, pre-faded jeans. Nice shoes, a good looking watch, and maybe even a few rings on your fingers.

#1000 – If you hate golf and have no intention of being with any married person except your own spouse but will accept text messages and voicemails from Tiger Woods you could be mistress #1000.